Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms.

If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.