You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
I love comedy. God has given me this platform.