Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.