Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.