You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.
If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.