You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.
It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.