You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

All these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.