You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

Louisiana has the best food on the planet if you don't really ask too much about what you're eating.

This happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.