You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

People should see your faith. If all you do is talk about your faith and people don't see it, but they ought to see it in the way you treat your family, you treat your friends, you treat your community.

You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.

When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.