You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

I'm very lucky in that I've gotten to do a lot of things. But if you ever put a gun to my head and said, "You can only do one," I'd think it would be stand-up. I think it's the coolest job in the world.

It's sad when you see somebody that talented that passes away and doesn't have to.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.