Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.