You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
Jeff FoxworthyYou may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Jeff Foxworthy