You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.