You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.