You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.