You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.