If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.