If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.