If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

I think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.