It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.