It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.