If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
Jeff Foxworthy