You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.
If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.