I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
Jeff FoxworthyIt's not my dreams that get me in trouble, it's what my wife dreams I did. My wife punched me in the middle of the night; I woke up and went Oww! What was that for?, and she goes I dreamt you were making out with Faith Hill. I said I wasn't dreaming anything! Send her over to my dreams, and we'll both be happy.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
Jeff FoxworthyThis happened to me last week. We're in the process of remodeling our house; we've been doing it for a while now. And we have the painters in, putting sheets up around the furniture, you know? And we have a piano, just a regular, up against the wall piano. One of the painters said to me, "Is that y'all's piano?" I said, "Nah, that's our coffee table, it just has buckteeth! Here's your Sign!
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