You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!