We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.