We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.