[about sex and being married] It's like being the National Guard, we may not be seeing as much action as the front line, but we are living to fight another day.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyWomen in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.
Jeff Foxworthy