You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
Jeff FoxworthyThe things that I'm talking about not knowing, they're not mysteries of the universe; it's just stuff I thought I would know by the time I was thirty-nine.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Jeff Foxworthy