People are like, Hey, Jeff, lemme tell you... I'm like, Hold on, let me get a pen and a piece of paper.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

As an actor, there was that freedom of not having to worry about lights or marks or other people. It was just going out there and having fun with the character.

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.