Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

It seems like movies that have heart to them always do well, and they find their audience.