You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
Jeff FoxworthyYou know that you are a teacher when you spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
Jeff FoxworthyI'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.
Jeff Foxworthy