Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

I actually had a chance to be in Delta Farce, but I couldn't do it because I read the script.

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!