You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
Jeff FoxworthyAll these years I've sat in airports and kind of drawn people and put like Far Side captions on them.
Jeff FoxworthyMy father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff FoxworthyWe really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff Foxworthy