Some people like to keep their grass cut really short, so they can see the intruders coming. Keep those kill zones open. I say let the grass grow tall so they don't know there's a house behind it. Some call it lazy, I say it's thinking.
Jeff FoxworthyI think with a comedian, when you get to the point of a greatest hits, it's kind of an acknowledgment that you've been doing stand-up a long time, which not very many people do.
Jeff FoxworthySophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
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