You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
Jeff Foxworthy