You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.