You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

Nowadays you can't even spank your kids. No, gotta give 'em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day... to whip our ass.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.