You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.