You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

We probably stagnate our children's emotional growth by not letting them have some separation from us.

You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?

When you're young and you get to choose between sleep and sex you take sex everytime. You start getting older, you get to choose between sleep and sex, you choose sleep and just hope you have a dream about sex.

You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.