You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

If the veins in the back of your legs look like the street map of greater Pittsburgh, you ain't nobody's babydoll.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.