Every generation thinks they invented sex, which is the stupidest assumption in the world because if that was the case, you wouldn't even be here.

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

I wish I could relate to the people I'm related to.

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.