You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.