You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.