You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps.

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.