You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.

As a comic, you learn to use your voice because you don't have the benefit of visual things.

You might be a redneck if you're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You.

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.