You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.