Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You might be a redneck if...the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.