Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Comics don't usually have very long careers, and I'm 22 years into this.