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The best person I know is Myself.

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

I think humor is key [to a successful middle-grade novel]. Kids like to read for entertainment, and the best way to entertain kids is to make them laugh.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.