hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

Then one day, this kid named Darren Walsh touched the Cheese with his finger, and that's what started this thing called the Cheese Touch. It's basically like the Cooties. If you get the Cheese Touch, you're stuck with it until you pass it on to someone else. The only way to protect yourself from the Cheese Touch is to cross your fingers.

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.