See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.