See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

hot pink looks cute on only janet which is MEEEEEEE!!!

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The End.

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it.

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.