I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.