I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.