I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley.

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

I only work on my books at nights and at weekends. It is really just like a hobby.

Mom is always saying I'm a smart kid, but that I just don't apply myself.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.