Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

My advice to authors would be to try to do something original rather than to try to anticipate what the market is looking for.

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

I think Diary of a Wimpy kidis sooooo good!!!!!!!