I think I say things nicely and my whole goal is to be understood and that includes by people who don't understand me.

I made a career goals list for 2017 and it's so funny. I have low self-esteem or something, so I put both wishes and goals. The goals were things I'm going to do anyway, because I have no choice because my job is to do stand-up comedy so I have to tour and I have to write stuff. The wishes were all things that could be goals. As in, I bet people who have achieved these things called them goals at one point. But I haven't looked at that piece of paper since.

Everyone traveling alone is just on their phones the whole time.

I'm not like Woody Allen like, "Oh my god what's going to happen? Ooh Ooh Oohhh." I'm just high-strung. So I do need to do a lot of stuff.

[Twitter] is not totally where I go anymore to sell myself as a concept, as a comedian, because it moves too fast.

I log out of Twitter on my computer so I have to log in and then I log back out.

I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.