Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying.

I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.

I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air

When did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?