Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, crawl - out of here at the end of my workouts, I want to lull myself to sleep by picturing my very talented and inspirational trainer getting hit by a bus. A bus that I am driving.
Jen LancasterWhen did the cell phone become a license to be rude? And why must I be subjected to your personal conversations?
Jen LancasterI've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.
Jen LancasterYou know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.
Jen Lancaster