Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice.

I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.

I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.