Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena.

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.

There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.

I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.