If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end up with something bland and boring. So you sort of have to ignore everybody in order to do the show how we want to do it.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!