It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities… You can develop a relationship with a car and that’s what non-car people don’t get… When something has foibles and won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get.
Jeremy ClarksonThe Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Jeremy ClarksonNo, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.
Jeremy ClarksonThis car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Jeremy Clarkson