We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.