We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.