If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are avoidable, and that death is something that only happens to people who eat meat and smoke.

Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.