If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

All this health and safety talk is just killing me.

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

We live in the worst country in the world. At least we do for lazy, inefficient, office-bound police, whose response to an extraordinary rise in violent crime is to order more speed cameras.

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?