If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.