It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand Tour's ]. I just thought it would be a good idea to have a bridge from the old to the new and that was a way of saying 'Right, well now look where we are.'