It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.