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Jeremy ClarksonThe air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
Jeremy ClarksonItโs what non-car people donโt get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and thatโs all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entitiesโฆ You can develop a relationship with a car and thatโs what non-car people donโt getโฆ When something has foibles and wonโt handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and thatโs how you can build a relationship with a car that other people wonโt get.
Jeremy ClarksonBoredom forces you to ring people you havenโt seen for eighteen years and halfway through the conversation you remember why you left it so long. Boredom means you start to read not only mail-order catalogues but also the advertising inserts that fall on the floor. Boredom gives you half a mind to get a gun and go berserk in the local shopping centre, and you know where this is going. Eventually, boredom means you will take up golf.
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