She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When I was in the middle of 'Red Storm Rising' by Tom Clancy - which was not selected for the Man Booker shortlist - you could have taken my liver out and fed it to the dog. And I wouldn't have noticed.
Jeremy ClarksonThe Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Jeremy ClarksonSome say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Jeremy ClarksonPlanet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth
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