Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?

I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.

That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.