Whenever Iโm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and Iโm straight off.
Jeremy ClarksonSome say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is heโs called the Stig.
Jeremy ClarksonThe Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
Jeremy ClarksonI don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
Jeremy Clarkson