If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

If a football official were to call for a slow-motion replay every time Didier Drogba fell over, each match would last about six weeks.

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entities… You can develop a relationship with a car and that’s what non-car people don’t get… When something has foibles and won’t handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and that’s how you can build a relationship with a car that other people won’t get.