Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is heโs called the Stig.
Jeremy ClarksonIn the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
Jeremy ClarksonRacing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.
Jeremy Clarkson