The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

My epiglottis is full of bees!

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'