I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

If we build three million new houses by 2020, where will we grow all the stuff needed to feed the people who live in them?

I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I'm coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!