I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth