There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!
I'm having a nice cold pint and waiting for this to blow over.
Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.