I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

When you've finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.