I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

Extravagant is, I think, the word we all thought when we met ... A lot of money went into that [The Grand Tour's ]. I just thought it would be a good idea to have a bridge from the old to the new and that was a way of saying 'Right, well now look where we are.'

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

If I like somebody else's tribe I'm going to promote the hell out of it. The whole thing is a democracy, and if somebody's more popular then good luck to them.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.