Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal.
Jeremy ClarksonGod may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
Jeremy ClarksonRacing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'd just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some bloke's sweaty face.
Jeremy ClarksonThe only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler
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