Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.