My epiglottis is full of bees!
Americans are good at herding Bison. The end.
I'm not only in touch with my feminine side, I'm in touch with my gay side as well.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!