That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

I love Alfa Romeos and that [Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] was tremendous.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.

This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.

.. international hand of freindship. A cigarette