Selling through the internet seems to be a very good idea. There are a million areas that we can go to.
Jeremy ClarksonTonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
Jeremy ClarksonSome say his droppings have been found as far north as York, and that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is heโs called the Stig.
Jeremy ClarksonI don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Jeremy ClarksonWhy is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?
Jeremy ClarksonSupercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.
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