Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that bothered on Thursday evening when, during the great carbon-saving switch-off, I ran round the house furiously turning on every light, hair dryer, dishwasher and toaster.
Jeremy ClarksonThe air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
Jeremy ClarksonI started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.
Jeremy ClarksonThen thereโs the biggest problem of them all โ the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but thatโs a fact and thereโs nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you arenโt called Angela, you have the wrong car.
Jeremy ClarksonThis car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Jeremy ClarksonItโs what non-car people donโt get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and thatโs all they see. People like you or I know we have an unshakable belief that cars are living entitiesโฆ You can develop a relationship with a car and thatโs what non-car people donโt getโฆ When something has foibles and wonโt handle properly, that gives it a particularly human quality because it makes mistakes, and thatโs how you can build a relationship with a car that other people wonโt get.
Jeremy Clarkson