If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

When we went to Canada [with Top Gear], I was staggered about how many people got in touch ... Before we finish with The Grand Tour, we'll definitely be appearing in Canada at some point. Nothing is more certain than that.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!

It was as relaxing as being tickled.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.