A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.

You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

Governments would rather spend their money on another bomber than education, and why do we fear black men when every bit of suffering in our lives has a Caucasian face attached to it?