A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

There are many rules for the elderly in the Highway Code. I have one too, and here it is: get a bloody move on.

It was as relaxing as being tickled.

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Which means everyone must lose 80% of their wealth