You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

It was as relaxing as being tickled.

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You start to think of it as a person. You start to love it.

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?