You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

My epiglottis is full of bees!