Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not realising that all girls in city centre pubs have thighs like tug boats and morals that would surprise a zoo animal.