They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old and in the way. They should have their licences taken away.

God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.

If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.

Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot of you, and take your stupid bagpipes with you.'

I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.